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MOM: Which one is Ron Paul?

ME: Second from the right on the end.

MOM: I thought Ron Paul was a transvestite or something. Is that what he looks like out of makeup?

ME: That's Ron Paul, not RuPaul, Mom.

MOM: I thought it was odd that they would be debating a transvestite. I was sure it had to be a joke.