MOM: My computer's broken.
ME: How is it broken?
MOM: When I went to bed last night, I did the thing where you let it do updates and shut itself off.
ME: Ok. And?
MOM: It's still doing it.
ME: Well, technically, that can happen. It depends on what it is updating.
MOM: It says it is still "installing 7 of 9.."
ME: Oh, that's different. Your computer has been assimilated by the Borg.
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